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Si Inday at mga encounters nya

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Mga naglipanang text message patungkol kay Inday.

Q: Bakit ayaw lumipad ng saranggola ni Junjun?
A: By the manner of scrutinizing the frail aerodynamics design of this supposed heavier than air glider stringed toy, I suggest that you should come up in a symmetrical airfoil, that will produce a great amount of lift, in accordance with the standard of the NACA.(National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics)

Q: Bakit may rashes si Junjun?
A: Allergens trigger the immune response. eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic agents and anaphylatoxins including histamine and prostaglandin.these substances result to incomplete circulation to the site promoting redness.

Q: Bakit nakabasag ng chinese vessel si Junjun?
A: There is no allusion of doubt nor the presumption of guilt that a mere wanton display of a cajoling crop of youth could possibly render the horticultural vessel in its now disparaged state.

Q: Bakit may bukol si Junjun?
A: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Baon ni Junjun sa school
-drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce
-vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
-lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests

Pamamalengke...
Dear Sir/Madame:
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to procure and purchase your household essentials. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which I also monitor in ANC on a regular basis.

Reaction sa palengke vendor nang malamang kulang ng 2 guhit ang nabiling tilapia;
How dare you insulate that I could tolerate such a diabolical insult from a crap of humanity such as you! I would rather be deceived than to talk with you! You haven't heard the last of me yet you scoundrel, you nincompoop! You fiendish creature!

Humihingi ng dayoff..
Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.

Para kay Dodong..
There are tulips in the street..There are tulips in the park..But nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark..(ay sus!)

Resignation letter ...
I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company..

NOTE: Tanong ko lang, san ba galing si Inday? Ano sya? wakokok.. :p

I've Fallen For You

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What is this i'm feelin'
I just can't explain
When you're near,
I'm not just the same.
I'm tryin' to hide it,
Try not to show it.
It's crazy
how could it be...

I've fallen for you
Finally, my heart gave in
And i'm fallen in love
I fin'lly know
How it feels

When you said hello,
I looked in your eyes.
Suddenly, I felt good inside.
Is this really happ'nin?
Or am I just dreaming?
I guess, it's true.
I can't believe

I've fallen for you
Finally, my heart gave in.
And I'm fallen in love
I fin'lly know how it feels
So this is love...

Doesn't matter where I am,
Thoughts of you still linger in my mind
No matter what time of day
I've really, really
Fallen for you...

I've fallen for you Finally, my heart gave in.
And I'm fallen in love
I fin'lly know how it feels
So this is love..

Happy Nine Twenty Two

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Minsan sa buhay-buhay ay may mga hindi tayo makakalimutang mga pangyayari at minsan ay parang parte na siya ng buhay natin na kailangang i-selebreyt.

Masaya ang naging stay ko.
Daming experiences at memories - from the start of my application, to my interviews, from Day 1 sa work until the last day - the BEST talaga.

*ako yung mapalad na natanggap sa job na chaperon lang dati nung dalawa kong friends
*it was my FIRST job !!!
*ako ang pinasahan ng tradisyon na 'singing applicant' kuno.
*sinong di makakalimot ng medical exams, si Noel?
*pinasayaw kami ng otso-otso(uso pa nun) sa production floor, pambinyag sa mga bagong salta.
*ang kunwa-kunwariang friendly approach ni LJ, na pinagkwentuhan na lang namin nung nasa floor na kami at pinagtawanan ang mga interviews namin.
*Sinali ako sa dating game na on the spot at ako pa ang pinanalo. Salamat kay Wayne, galing mambola. Nanalo tuloy kami ni Ms Say ng Delifrance gift check.
*Paghohord ng NG at MX.
*ang kinatatakutang QIO
*naging team lead at grino-groom na CME.
*mga trainings and seminars
*ang team namin ay hindi masyadong KJ, talo sa lahat ng events and activities kahit icebreakers lang talo pa rin kasi hindi kami ganun ka-KJ. wahahaa
*si Randogs.
*si Cathy ang nagpasimuno ng salitang 'girl'
*naging sadako si rynette
*mga laro namin nila erik, noel at meng habang lulan ng MRT
*ang mga dine out naming NGH
*ang pagkalat ng NO na answer ko sa tanong na 'Would you still plan to stay at the company'? (1 month before end ng contract)
*yung binigay na greeting card para saking pag-alis na sobrang love ko
*yung prinepare ng team na farewell party sa Dencio's para sa mga tumiwalag (resign).. salamat sa lahat.

Ilan lamang ito sa mga magaganda at nakakatuwa nangyari sa buhay ko sa Accenture.
Others are left here (dito sa puso ko)..weheheh..ingats alwayz..

Sa mga ka-horders ko, Happy 9/22!!!

Unusual Encounters

4 comments:

...life is too short to let it get you down...

..if you see me running, please do keep up...

..life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.. so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason..

..Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit...

..don't wait for the the right person to come into your life..be the right person to come to someone's life..When it comes to love, we are often told to wait for that special person to come in our lives. We tend to forget that we too can be that special someone for someone else's...

...life is just a song we play each day..every mistake we make in life puts the song out of tune, but keep on trying. One day, in God's guidance - every melody will come to its tune...

..if the sun shines in our soul, does it matter if it rains outside? Happiness within always overshadows the sadness that some events bring..

..even if you do things the right way..some would still be unsatisfied..some will not appreciate what you say and what you do, and there would always be people who would let you down too..but for as long as you honestly speak from the heart, you'll be fine..This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. Life is almost always UNFAIR..but life loves the person who dares to live it.

Signed. Sealed. Undelivered.

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We have come accross for the first time and I knew I was into some emotions. I didn't know what that is, by then. All I could think of from that moment is that I saw a light and an angel coming down. And without hesitation I hoped -- you were the one who will give new meaning to my life. I did told you that, right. I was so happy. Finally, I saw the sign I've been waiting for years now. It was by chance, that we took part on each other's lives and it felt so differently. Now, I'll have someone to guide me, to comfort me. I have someone beside me thru everytime - be it good or bad. I became so true that it made me feel I was complete - at least for awhile. I was clueless it was just a borrowed time.

I was better off with you, I promise. There were many things I've dreamed of for us. I didn't have time to ask if you had too. But it doesn't really matter. I did love you for everything. No questions ask.

But why this? It was like an instant that you've gone another way apart from mine. I cried. I kept asking myself. Was there something wrong I've done? Why din't you told me if there was. What's the matter? Could we not make that up? I didn't know what to think. I am troubled. I faltered. I just wanna scream.

For days, I was nowhere to find. I was left alone in a dark room, wishful thinking. My world just stopped.

A sudden unexpected instance interfered. I had flashbacks from the past - all good times. There was no trace of bitterness. I stood strong and thought that it would never be reality. But thank you for the chance, it didn't matter how long we stayed together. As for me, its never to be forgotten coz it meant everything to me. As if the whole world was mine.

You were the only person who made me cry for the longest time. Yes, that's true. Until now, the pain is still here -- in mine but at least a few of it have subsided. I'm beginning to understand things clearly. Well that's life maybe. I figured out -- things doesn't seem to look the same to both of us. I don't wanna ask no more.

I have loved. And in the end, it was indeed entailed with good intentions. Too bad, it didn't work for us or just maybe you didn't have that feeling at all since the start.

Soon time will come ...