Mga naglipanang text message patungkol kay Inday.
Q: Bakit ayaw lumipad ng saranggola ni Junjun?
A: By the manner of scrutinizing the frail aerodynamics design of this supposed heavier than air glider stringed toy, I suggest that you should come up in a symmetrical airfoil, that will produce a great amount of lift, in accordance with the standard of the NACA.(National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics)
Q: Bakit may rashes si Junjun?
A: Allergens trigger the immune response. eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic agents and anaphylatoxins including histamine and prostaglandin.these substances result to incomplete circulation to the site promoting redness.
Q: Bakit nakabasag ng chinese vessel si Junjun?
A: There is no allusion of doubt nor the presumption of guilt that a mere wanton display of a cajoling crop of youth could possibly render the horticultural vessel in its now disparaged state.
Q: Bakit may bukol si Junjun?
A: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Baon ni Junjun sa school
-drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce
-vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
-lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to procure and purchase your household essentials. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which I also monitor in ANC on a regular basis.
Reaction sa palengke vendor nang malamang kulang ng 2 guhit ang nabiling tilapia;
How dare you insulate that I could tolerate such a diabolical insult from a crap of humanity such as you! I would rather be deceived than to talk with you! You haven't heard the last of me yet you scoundrel, you nincompoop! You fiendish creature!
Humihingi ng dayoff..
Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.
Para kay Dodong..
There are tulips in the street..There are tulips in the park..But nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark..(ay sus!)
Resignation letter ...
I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company..
NOTE: Tanong ko lang, san ba galing si Inday? Ano sya? wakokok.. :p